Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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