I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Randomize
