it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
