Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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