Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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