okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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