there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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