So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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