I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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