Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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