The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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