Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We had to coat check the pizza.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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