i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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