laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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