Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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