Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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