My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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