So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize