I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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