What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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