I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Randomize
