playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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