belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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