nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
