She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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