He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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