therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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