On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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