now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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