i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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