she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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