My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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