Welp...herpes.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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