I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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