drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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