I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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