guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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