Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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