what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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