Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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