How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
