I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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