Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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