I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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