It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.