just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"