I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm always down for nudity.
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