I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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