Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize