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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nicole vs. Life
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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