Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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