I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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