There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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