I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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